cognitive puberty
a time in one’s life typically mid twenties or more specifically 24 going on 25 when one does not know who the h-ll they are or where the h-ll they are going. this may be exhibited through mood swings, fatigue, backaches, headaches, frequent urination, food cravings, and nausea.
i think i’m going through cognitive p-b-rty, last night after a 10 hour work day, i volunteered at the humane society, mentored a kid, watched the news, went to happy hour, played beer pong, auditioned to be a dancer – got rejected and woke up in my parent’s bas-m-nt.
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