Cognitive Skirmisher


an epithet used to describe brainy and overly aggressive folks who enjoy acquiring knowledge at the expense of others’ mental fatigue.

cognitive – of or relating to acquiring knowledge
skirmisher – soldiers whose purpose is to har-ss the enemy
“the dinner party last night was fun except for that cognitive skirmisher who bludgeoned my brain whilst he figured out his stance on scottish secession.”

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