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  needling tasks that your parents ask you to complete. generally used in relation to non-stop requests for tasks they are not physically able to complete. examples of parentasks include: mowing their lawn, changing light bulbs that are too high, moving large and heavy items, storing things in the attic, etc. i can’t make it today […]

• ditch pepsi

  an unopened can or bottle of pepsi typically found in the ditch along a roadway. i really wanted this ditch pepsi but not after i saw that new commercial. now i know why the ditch pepsi was there in the first place.

• catdo

  a phenomenally s-xy turtle mating with a hot dog. “hey, look how those two turtles are catdoing”

• flower baby

  the most innocent, easily disgusted person that you know. henry doesn’t even know what a vibrator is and he’s 17. he’s such a flower baby.

• aluki

  they didn’t have my name if you’re seeing this it means i’m famous and someone googled my name. congragalatchun. aluki.

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