Coital Commentator
(1) a s-xual braggart, usually male, who feels compelled to offer commentary on their s-xual performance
(a) the commentary can be pre-, during, and post-coitus
(2) it often goes hand in hand with bedroom fiction on the fly
“the guy was cute but he was another of those coital commentators. i had to hit the mental snooze b-tton a few times.”
“it wasn’t enough that he was a lousy lovemaker; this coital commentator had to describe it like he were the horse and i was catherine the great.”
“it felt like monday night football. s-x may be a game of inches but the coital commentary was bugging me.”
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