coital handjob
a coital handjob is where the female sits on the base of the male’s p-n-s and dry humps it for s-xual stimulation, while giving the said p-n-s a handjob. thus providing both partners with s-xual pleasure without actual intercourse.
so last night i got a coital handjob. i got all the humping and moaning without the kid scare.
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