Coitus Bellows


usually used were you have a older teacher that has a dan sedin/gordon freeman goatee and doesn’t know how to use newer technology/gadgets.
alex : my woodshop teacher sure is a coitus bellows, he looks like daniel sedin.
gordon : yah i seen him earlier, he couldn’t even turn on his windows 98 computer!
alex : lol!

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