Coitus Coalition
a group of friends whose sole purpose is to get one of their friends laid.
chris: jeeze, adam hasn’t had s-x in a while
josh: you thinking what i’m thinking?
gabe: could you mean?
josh: yes, we need to form a coitus coalition.
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