Coitus Erectus


coitus erectus (latin: f-cker, f-ck-person, or motherf-cker) is the scientific name for a new kind of h-m- sapiens sub-species, differentiated by the female having excessive b-tchy tendencies, and the male’s astonishing ability to nurse the phallus using his own oral cavity (scientific: to suck one’s own d-ck, to f-ck one’s self).

the male and female coitus erectus often engage in morally-controversial and s-xually-deviant behaviors (by h-m- sapiens standards), which lead to their initial discovery and categorization.
having no reason to go out and find a mate, all the males of the coitus erectus sub-species died out within a generation.

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