coitus interruptus

s-xual practice in which the p-n-s is withdrawn prior to -j-c-l-t–n to prevent the deposit of sperm into the v-g-n-
my girlfriend sprang coitus interruptus on me the other night when she was riding me cowgirl style and i ended up with a belly full of sperm.
in latin a form of birth control, the deliberate withdrawal of the p-n-s from the v-g-n- at the point of -rg-sm to prevent conception.

the practice predates the invention of condoms and was messy as the female’s stomach was sprayed with sperm.
caesar’s sperm was spilled on cleopatra’s belly when he ejected his p-n-s at -rg-sm.
latin- the act of removing the p-n-s from the v-g-n- right before -j-c-l-t–n commences
last night i was tappin my girlfriend raw and i pulled a coitus interruptus and busted a nut all up over her piece.
s-x that stops short of blissful termination a.k.a. the -rg-sm
d-mn, you got off already? talk about coitus interruptus!
the t-tle given to any person with the uncanny knack for accidentally interrupting folks having s-x, generally right before they climax. the type of interruption can range from a phone call to a ‘surprise’ visit and entails multiple ‘incidents’ over an extended period of time.
wife: “ohh f&^k… just like that, baby!”

kid k, popping up beside of the bed: “hey guys! what are y’all doing? i wanna play, too!”

husband to kid k: “get out of here! no you can’t play with us but if you get out, i’ll be out there in just a minute!”

wife: “cr-p… another -rg-sm foiled by our little ‘coitus interruptus’…”
s-x terminating due to interruption prior to successful -j-c-l-t–n.
coitus interruptus – when some jerk barges in when you are busy coiting. real b-mmer.
to disturb/disrupt two people having s-x, thereby stopping them from doing so. generally with some sort of reason.
“where did alex put the keys to the car?”
“i dont know, go ask him.”
“i cant, hes banging his gf”
“guess you’ll just have to go coitus interruptus them”