Coitus Interslaptits


refers to a form of natural contraception called the pull out method but in this instance when the male is nearing -j-c-l-t–n intead of pulling out his p-n-s like he and his partner agreed, he slaps her t-ts and -j-c-l-t-s deep within her
jenny: “how on earth did you get pregnant”
jacky: “my boyfriend preformed the art of coitus interslapt-ts perfectly ”

boyfriend: “coitus interslapt-ts?” also means
girlfriend: “coitus interslapt-ts!” i love you

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