Coke and a smile
the late afro-american comedian richard prior coined the phrase a long time ago. the phrase is “have a c-ke and a smile and shut the f__k up!”
“are you talking to me? why don’t have a c-ke and a smile and shut the f__k up!”
immortalized by an eddie murphy bit, “have a c-ke and a smile” was a coca-cola ad campaign in the early ’80s.
in eddie’s bit, richard pryor tells bill cosby (who did c-ke ads) to “have a c-ke and a smile and shut the f-ck up).
richard: do the people laugh when you say what you say?
eddie: yes.
richard: do you get paid?
eddie: yes.
richard. then tell bill i said have a c-ke and a smile and sh-t the f-ck up, the jello-pudding-eating motherf-cker.
your favourite mixed drink with coca cola, often camouflaged by being drunk from the original c-ke bottle.
at a break in the epic motorcycle journey, ripper produces 2 plastic bottles of c-ke from his luggage & offers one to the exhausted zero.
zero: “jeez mate, that’s strong, what did you hide in there?”
ripper: “yours is captain’s spicey & mine is jack – just c-ke and a smile”
whack slang coined by bizzle (of lg) purportedly describing his ‘game’ whilst out clubbing. now peep this, bizzle doesn’t drink, so his ‘game’ is to hold a gl-ss of c-ke, and with a cheesy grin (and gift of the gab) attempts to coax the ladies. yes, ladies and gentlemen, it’s a-b-c slang of the finest order, which has hopefully been put to bed (r.i.p), because it sux!!!
caveat: bizzle does actually have ‘game’, it’s the slang that’s weak!!!
freezee: what’s the deal for tonight?
bizzle: nothin’, mayne, hit the club – usual antics.
freezee: are you shacking (drinking)?
bizzle: at’all (no), i’ll be there with a c-ke and a smile.
freezee: bl–dy ‘ell!
naked woman and a coca cola
man, i had a c-ke and a smile last night, it looked right.
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