Coke Zero
like diet c-ke but actually tastes like something fit for human consumption, another difference is girls won’t buy into it because it doesn’t have ‘diet’ in its name.
‘what’s the point of diet c-ke still being in production when c-ke zero exists and doesn’t taste like half of the periodic table?’
diet c-ke in a different bottle for men who think “diet” c-ke is for girls
a: “is that diet c-ke you’re drinking? you ponce…”
b: “now way, this is c-ke zero, c-ke for real men.”
same as regular c-ke..except that it tastes like straight up sh-t. you’d think that coca-cola robbed all the hospitals in the usa of their patients’ urine samples, dumped them in a giant vat, and added chemicals and splenda until it tasted like cyanide mixed with cat guts. what was coca-cola thinking.?
wow! c-ke zero has zero calories! and zero taste! -furiously vomits blood all over walls- it’s devouring my insides!
carbonated beverage introduced by c-ke around 2004, claimed to taste the same as regular c-ke, with no calories or sugar, and made with the new sweetener splenda. arguably tastes not better than diet c-ke, but just has a different aftertaste.
this product was created in part for the new generation of soft drinks in america, as the cola companies phase out the term “diet” on all sodas, because of the taboo it evokes in preference for the term “zero” or “free”
“you drinking diet c-ke fatty?”
“no, its c-ke zero you -ss.”
all the price of high street cocaine, zero of the effects
head one: “…so how was that gram you bought for a ton on sat-rday then mate? banging?”
head two: “na man, that was a proper knock mate! did some, felt a bit of a twitch at the beginning, then nothing after that!”
head one: “mate, you got done! looks like you got hit with some c-ke zero there geez!”
a label drug dealers put on bags of crack so skinny b-tches will buy them.
ex: i want some c-ke – a
no! get c-ke zero, it doesnt have calories – b
same d-mn thing as diet c-ke.
you: i want a c-ke zero. wait, no maybe the diet c-ke.
your friend: same d-mn thing.
real taste, zero sugar. just like coca cola only without any sugar and all the normal ingrediants.
c-ke zero… real taste, no sugar… and how about a great life and no downside?
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