colac crypt
a born and bred 3250 (post code for colac – sh-t hole capital of australia) who moves to north queensland to reside, and earns his daily bread and pays his way by way of sponging and selling dope. he is then duty bound to blow a sheila up and help centrelink justify their existence. there is then an aristocratic obligation to fat another sheila and on and on and on and on and on and on………….
hey man where ya from? i like that fuggin big fat joint ya got. aw shucks, i be a colac crypt. sh-t! it’s mah lucky day…. come on over and we will see if we caint get some j-sm outta this old c-nt……
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