cold boner
a b-n-r which is freezing cold. usually only occurs in those who have cold b-n-r syndrome (cbs). people who have a cold b-n-r should typically fornicate with women who have icebox v-g-n-s to avoid the tongue on the flagpole effect.
guy 1: “my b-n-r is freezing cold right now”
guy 2: “i didn’t know you had cbs!”
guy 1: “yeah, thats why my girlfriend looks like sh-t. i have to settle for those icebox v-g-n-s, its a tough life.”
guy 2: “it’s the cold b-n-r life. livin it, lovin it, doing it.”
when one is not in the ideal place or time to jerk off, and an erection occurs, the use of this technique is useful in getting rid of said b-n-r. to implement the cold b-n-r method, simply give your d-ck the cold shoulder by not thinking about it.
guy 1: broooooo bro dude the other day, i was in math right? well this girls thong was escaping from her pants like her jeans were alcatraz. i couldnt look away and the b-n-r soon followed. so instead of focusing on her luscious -ss, or math, i focused on the tiles in the ceiling. my b-n-r was gone in like two minutes.
guy 2: yet another success for the cold b-n-r technique
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