cold case file
when you had a continuous booty call and you stopped f-cking that person for a while to get in someone elses pants, but then you call back (re-open) your booty call that has since gone cold to get some much needed action you been missin.
jones: “man i been havin some serious desert d-ck for a couple months now, im dry, i gotta open up a cold case file.”
kieth: yeah? which case you gonna open? not that wh-r- you were slammin on the regular couple months back right? you know that b-tch is a stage five clinger!
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