cold dick

the nervous feeling a man gets before s-x.
deshawn: i don’t think i’m ready to go f-ck stephanie

marcus: bro do you have cold d-ck ?
to touch someone’s posessions (i.e. food, office supplies, pillow, clothing…) with your p-n-s. usually done to someone who would not appreciate the fact that their stuff was touched by a p-n-s.
when he left the room i took out my c-ck and cold d-cked his coffee, sandwhich, and keyboard.
the act of loveless s-x. the type of intercourse that you might have with a lady of the night. often both parties have come to a mutual arrangement to satisfy each of their needs. following the act, the partic-p-nts are often left with feelings of self-loathing and cheapness but this will by no means stop them from persuing further opportunities for a bit of cold d-ck.
are you seeing that girl again tonight?
yea, i’m gonna give her a bit of cold d-ck.

or

i need to find some tang. gonna get me some cold d-ck action.
a coined term for when you wake up in the morning early for cl-ss or work and your johnson has shriveled up into a frozen tic tac. usually occurs during the winter season and generally has no known remedies.
i was gonna go to cl-ss this morning but the sub zero weather gave me the worst cold d-ck known to man.

i had to email my boss and tell him i was sick cause there was no chance i was gonna work with that cold d-ck.