Cold Lasagna Effect


to ruin a great thing, for an extended period of time. can apply to activities, objects, food, basically anything that you like at first, but then have a bad experience that turns you off of it.
lasagna tastes great leftover, but you have to microwave it f-ckin forever to make sure the inside isn’t cold. last time i ate lasagna, i burnt my mouth on the first bite, then threw up once i got to the cold middle. it was so nasty that i couldn’t eat lasagna for a year.

(847): puked bacardi raz this morning. never drinking that sh-t again!
(315): b-tch thats the cold lasagna effect 4 u

just saw zack and miri make a p-rno with that fat dude from knocked up. i don’t think i’ll ever have -n-l again after that scene where the big-t-tted chick sh-ts all over the cameraman.

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