Cold Merle
the act of taking ones bowel movement and freezing it, then once frozen using it as a masterbatory aid.
cold merle is not limited to solid movements. a loose stool can be put into a condom then with the end being tied off, can then be frozen and also used for ones personal pleasure tool.
other names include, stool tool, sh-t stick, poo sickle.
janet loves a cold merle on a hot summers day.
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