cold mike
when an individual defacates into a condom. then the individual places the condom in the freezer. when the fecal matter inside the condom is frozen, the individual then uses the sh-t/condom combo as an -n-l d-ld- of sorts.
troy sure enjoyed that cold mike he made today.
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