Cold Mountain
1. a novel set in the civil war that tells a story of undying devotion and pressing onward
2. proof that you can write an award-winning novel without knowing what in the world a quotation mark or a sentence fragment is
taken from the text: inman ran down to the porch and looked up at sara. he said, warm your baby up and then build you a fire just as high as your head and put on a cauldron of water to boil. and then he jogged off down the road.
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