Cold Pocket


accidentally leaving your hot pocket in the microwave to rot and get cold…
d-mn i forgot my hot pocket in the microwave now it is a cold pocket
1) something that is weak or uncool

2) an impetent p-n-s
dude that chick stripped for him and he still had a cold pocket…

man that new song is so cold pocket

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