cold singles
when a friend falls asleep, unwrap a piece of kraft singles or any other kind of cheese. place the square of cheese in your palm, and slap your friend across the face. bonus points if it sticks to their face.
i’m glad mom went grocery shopping today. because when gus fell asleep i gave that piece of sh-t the cold singles!
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