cold tile tea-bagging


the act of laying ones t-st-cl-s on cold floor tiles, in an attempt to alleviate excessive heat
“man, it was so hot out there i had to lay those babies on the floor!”
“yeah, cold tile tea-bagging, it’s the future”

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