coldbeer


a beer which has been properly prepared for consumption.
“hey jim, p-ss me another coldbeer.”
it’s what texans drink on a sunday afternoon and the other six days of the week.
hey, ya’ll wanna get some coldbeer.

at the football game, “coldbeer here. coldest foam in the dome.” get your coldbeer.

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