coldern
a place that lies in the geographical region of “f-cking freezing”.
a combination of the word “cold” and “northern” which refers to areas of the world where the summer lasts two and a half days and the wind chill factor is more penetrating than a shower of razor blades.
– due to budget constraints, we are relocating your department to jokkmokk.
– where is that?
– it’s in coldern europe.
– f-cksocks!
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