Coldolence
noun. cold-ol-ence. an expression of sympathy for someone experiencing a bad cold. similar to condolence except this word is used expressly for someone who is sick.
susan approaches her friend caryn who is sneezing and her eyes are visibly swollen and red.
susan: “oh my, what is going on with you, caryn?”
caryn: “aaachoo!!! oh doe, i d-nk i hab a code”
susan: “you poor dear, you have my coldolences”
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