Coldplagiarism
the act of stealing a song from a guitar god, and not giving him any credit for it. usually ends in a lawsuit after the plagiarist ignores months of repeated attempts by the original songwriter to resolve the issue out of court. coldplagiarism is commited by over-rated douchebag musicians who are not talented enough to write a decent song of their own. typically the stolen song will be renamed after a spanish painting, the guitar chords are usually replaced with a cr-ppy synthesized version, and the guitar melody is replaced with whiny vocals sung by a talentless hack.
whether or not the courts decide to crack down on the growing problem of coldplagiarism remains to be seen.
chris martin : “writing music is too hard, i’ll just steal a song from joe satriani and do a cheap knock-off of it. n-body will catch my attempt at coldplagiarism.
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