coldplay
when you ‘play’ with yourself, while your genitals are below average body temperature.
in the winter, i have no option but to coldplay with my self.
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an awesome band that can give you a break for the all that loud music you love and a great relaxant
i just needed some coldplay time.
plays alternative rock. published the alb-ms parachutes (2000) and a rush of blood to the head (2002). consists of chris martin (vocals, piano, guitar), jonny buckland (guitar, harmonics), guy berryman (b-ss) and will champion (drums).
i just want to listen to coldplay.
a band to listen to in the bathtub while your crying and masturbating using your tears as lubricant
she broke up up with me so i listened to coldplay
a very talented band who make amazing music.
i’m going to listen to ‘parachutes’ by coldplay because they are a very talanted band who make amazing music!
1) to rip off someone else’s intellectual property and claim it as your own, as the pop band coldplay has done repeatedly.
also common –
2) get/be coldplayed: to be the object or victim of someone else’s ripoff scheme.
1) “dude, that viva la vida song is epic”
“yeah? it’d be a lot more epic if they hadn’t coldplayed the entire melody line and chord progression straight from joe satriani’s ‘if i could fly’. ”
2) “d-mn, i love that remake of kraftwerk’s ‘computer love’ don’t you?”
“well, sadly it’s actually not kraftwerk, they just got coldplayed.”
coldplay is another word for cr-p.
man, i gotta take a huge coldplay. dude,i just stepped in a pile of coldplay. did you just coldplay yourself?
a terribly overrated and mediocre band. basically they sound like radiohead if they had gotten stuck on “the bends” and never evolved their sound. highly accessible and digestible, usually adored by people who think radiohead is “too weird” or girls who think they like “deep” music. lead vocalist chris martin is a pretentious d-bag whose lyrics consist of nothing but stale cliches p-ssed off as life-changing revelations.
coldplay can be identified by their trite, universal lyrics like: “every step that you take / could be your biggest mistake / it could bend or it could break / but that’s the risk that you take”
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