cole

cole is a hot -ss motherf-cker. if you see him around, tell him to tap that -ss. except he’s my n-gg-. no one else can have that fine -ss of his.
d-mn that cole is hot.
the hottest guy livin
the most amazing guy ever. easily could be the love of your life. everyone falls for him but no one else can have him. also very handsome. just absolutely stunning in every way possible.
cole, you are absolutely amazing. you are the love of my life. you are the reason for the smile on my face.
the most amazing boy on earth. very easy to fall in love with. very loveable. has the most amazing green eyes ever.
he can be a jerk, but then he turns that around. he steals your heart to quickly it makes your head spin around.
love.
that other boy could never be like cole.
the most amazing man in the world, one day he might ignore you and the next he’ll act like you guys are dating and have known each other since the beginning of time. he is extremely althetic and charming in every way, but never worry he will never be a player he will pick the one he wants and forever worship her. he is very smart and also very funny. he’ll do anything for his lady friends. but sorry ladies he usually falls for jordans(girl) and other girls that aren’t stuck up anorexic hoes. he doesn’t like to rush relationships and likes to take his time with girls he hates rushing right into the first kiss
“look at the guy over there..”
“i know total hottie and very althetic”
“must be a cole…”
the boy who makes me want to wake up in the morning. the boy who puts a smile on my face no matter what. the boy who makes me cry from laughing so hard. the boy who makes me fall over and over again. the boy who makes me believe in love. the boy who makes me feel beautiful with no make up on. he’s the boy who will always catch you when you fall. he’s your prince charming. he’s your refreshing beginning and fairytale end. once you meet cole, you’ll never go back to any other boy.
person 1, “guess what?”

person 2, “i’m dating a cole!”

person 1, ” lucky!”
1. n; the onomatopoeic sound effect of bouncing b–bs.
2. v; the act of b–bs (or the owner of said b–bs) creating this sound by bouncing.
1. i could recognize that cole a mile away
2. so jenna jameson comes coleing up to me, right?..
a ninja who likes to rape people
guy #1= hey did you hear about that ninja who raped a whole orphanage?

guy #2= yeah man, what a cole.

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