Colemann


1. a guy who is small in stature. most think he is gay, yet he somehow manages to get with hot girls.

he bromances with his friends a little too much and plays too many video games.

colemann’s are usually very smart, but still completely immature.

2. a guy who loves doing girls from behind.
“how can a guy like him get a girl like that?! man, he is such a lucky colemann!”

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