colesterol queen
when someone eats so enough colesterol to clog a cows heart and then gives dietary advise.
the professor is a such a colesterol queen he eats enough fat to make an ethiopian obese, can’t understand why his blood pressure is skyrocketed, and tells everyone else how to lose weight.
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