Colfax, Iowa
an incredibly small, racist sh-thole located near des moines, iowa. 2/8 of the people are good, 6/8 are white trash or just plain strange. most of the men are man-wh-r-s and racist while the women are, well, wh-r-s.
frank : where are you from man?
bob : colfax, iowa.
frank : that’s unfortunate
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