Colgate Dookie
to have a paste-like bowel movement. much like colgate toothpaste. also, difficult to wipe away the messy aftermath. prepare to use the whole roll.
brad: hey, connor! wanna come to haley’s party?
connor: sorry bro i can’t. i’m stuck on the sh-tter with a wicked case of colgate dookie!
brad: that chinese food tho…
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