coligan
1) (n.) a severely complex oxymoron. one who has a innummerable body m-ss, yet, simply cannot pound the slightest bit of beer without p-ssing out simultanously. often this creature talks way too much trash to make him/herself feel better, will try to get with any person who has two legs and fail miserably, and is striving to earn an -ssociate degree at a highly credible community college ( sarcasm ).
2) a worthless piece of sh-t
“im fat and gay, or am i,” said the wise coligan.
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