Colitma
a somewhat gelatinous, yet considerably vile, mixture of blood, s-m-n, and fecal matter.
often, it is the direct result of hours-worth of a raunchy -n-l s-x marathon. it can be stored in jars and may be used as an inexpensive pickling substance.
john was having -n-l s-x with his girlfriend, corrine, causing terrible tearing to the inner -n-s, which resulted in tremendous bleeding. john then proceeded to -j-c-l-t- into the -n-s of his significant other. when he pulled out, his p-n-s was coated with a thin layer of colitma.
filiberto thought it was funny to give loretta a dirty sanchez using the colitma he saved from their last -n-l romping.
matt enjoys making and consuming colitma sausages, colitma shakes, and raw colitma.
is the combination of fecal mater, seaman, and blood.
john was having -n-l s-x with his girlfriend causing tearing to the inner -n-s which resulted in bleeding john proceeded to -j-c-l-t- into the -n-s when he pulled out his p-n-s was coated in a thin layer of “colitma” (fecal mater, seaman,and blood)
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