collage
how people who will never get in spell college.
if you write an essay ent-tled “why i want to go to collage”, you will be rejected immediately by the admissions board of most colleges outside of alabama.
dumb f-ck likely to spell college as collage, -ssuming mommy didn’t write the sign for him (cos he can’t write). if so, she’s also a dumb f-ck.
n. fr. a dumb-ss who wrote a hate mail to internet celebrity maddox, ~2001 ad; more at college dyseducational facility attended by jocks and cheerleaders who generally have about a 1.2 gpa rounded off nicely with that c they got in wood shop. usu. considered idiotic.
“…i was recently accepted to play for the vancouver junior football team, which may lead to collage ball, or even the cfl, which could very well lead to the nfl… now tell me that i’m not going anywhere playing football?…”
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