Collaging
the act of gluing magazine pictures of things you will never have/be on a piece of paper and staring at it for several hours until all of your problems are resolved. many people, mainly males between the age of 1 and death, do not collage. they are known as non-collagers.
jared: i made a collage in kindergarten once
mitch: i don’t do that, collaging ain’t my thing
when you take a bunch of pictures of people’s junk (from the internet), make a collage out of them on word or paint, photocopy a sh-tload, and plaster all over coworker’s cubicle, office, windshield.
randall: “johnson’s makin’ me work late this friday!”
todd: “dude, you know what you gotta do?”
randall: “what?”
todd: “you gotta do some collaging in his f-ckin’ office!”
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