collar bag


n. the 21st century “frat-tastic” type who wears his collar in the “up” position. his predecessor was the quintessential 80s “cool guy” sporting oakley razorblades and day-trading junk bonds.

variations: collarbag, collar-bag, bag
“my girlfriend dragged me into abercrombie the other day. it was unbearable. wall-to-wall collar bags.”

“look at those douche bags with their collars up. collar bag, yo!” (sung to the tune of gwen stefani’s “holla back girl”.)

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