collateral ejaculation
v. unintended -j-c-l-t–n caused by an action, especially unintended exposure or slippage by a female wearing too little clothing. typically the ejaculator is one of limited s-xual experience and does not possess the ability to control his/her “load”.
aaron -“hey where did nate go?
ben -“oh man, when that girl (motioning with hand) bent over and her t-ttie came flying out, nate had a collateral -j-c-l-t–n and had to run to the bathroom.”
v. unintended male -j-c-l-t–n caused by an action, especially unintended exposure or slippage by a female wearing too little clothing. typically the ejaculator is one of limited s-xual experience and does not possess the ability to control his “load”.
aaron -“hey where did nate go?
ben -“oh man, when that girl (motioning with hand) bent over and her t-ttie came flying out, nate had a collateral -j-c-l-t–n and had to run to the bathroom.”
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