college apartment
a more expensive, but worth the money alternative to a college dorm room. you usually get more decent roommates, you actually have separate bedrooms, but you still have to suffer with eating frat food such as ramen noodles and share each other messy bathrooms. but at least you have more privacy so you can study or do your thing. the dorm has very little privacy. usually found around community/technical college and smaller 4 year colleges.
f-ck the dorm, i am splurging and renting an college apartment
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