College Bath


a college bath is practically spraying yourself with cologne in order to smell good to avoid taking a shower for days, weeks, and sometimes even months.
“yo i’m so f-cking tired, i smell like sh-t, and i haven’t taken a shower i’m days. i don’t feel like taking one either.”

-“hey dumb-ss, why don’t you just take a college bath!

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