college board

a board of people who are greedy and wish to make money on the notion that all kids will the sats (they are also in charge of ap testing) in real life they don’t give a sh-t about kids and only use the testing as an excuse to make money by selling stocks. a proof that they are fake is when they decided to make a new sat testing with writing included so that the universty of california, better known as ucs, colleges would still accept it. sometimes they may lose your test scores and will not refund you.
college board f-cking lost my test scores for the sats i took in june.

a group of filthy monkey making hootchies that ruthlessly forces many students to give them monetary value in exchange for “elgibility.”
the college board took my baby away.
evil group designed to ruin and waste the life of a high schooler and keep them out of college
this sat-rday, collegeboard will be wasting 4 hours of my life.
a branch of the soviet secret police, the kgb. this organization used to be known as kollegeboard, but the t-tle changed due to inconspicuousness.

the aims of college board include:
1. undermining the us economy by forcing honest citizens to create a direct deposit of their hard earned salary to college board’s bank account
2. brainwashing the youth of american by conditioning them to respond to bubble stimuli

the rest of college board’s aims are currently unknown, but a group of specialized agents are currently working on that.
“the kgb still lives inside all of us in the form of questions with 5 answer choices. they promote themselves through college board.”
created to ruin the lives of all high schoolers, especially in the united states of america. it is because of this website that many teens cannot live the life they want today.
e.g 1
mom: you never reply any of my emails!
teen: that’s because 90% of them are forwards from college board! you spam my inbox everyday!

e.g 2
teen: i’m going to the mall to hang out with kate!
parent: oh no, you don’t! i just checked your sat scores online college board and you are grounded for the next 4 weeks!
a company that makes and distributes the sats, sat iis, among other things. known for its tendency to force students and their parents to pay too much for a “standardized” test. works closely with colleges to bleed students and their families’ bank accounts dry for their own benefits.
student 1: man, college board is the devil incarnate.

student 2: tell me about it. i just bombed my sat math ii subject test, even though i’ve taken every math cl-ss available up through ap statistics. so… not only did i not get a good score, but i had to pay for it, and i’ll have to pay to cancel it.

student 1: that sucks.
an adjective or noun used to signify greed, heartlessness, indifference, apathy, and a propensity to destroy dreams and preconceptions.

in context, can be synonymous with gold digger.
dude what a collegeboard

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