college bum
a “student” that you’ve seen in college since you were a freshman, and you are currently a senior, but that “student” was definitely not a freshman or a soph-m-re when you entered. let me explain, a college b-m, is a super grand senior that has been attending for more then 6 years, changed majors 3 times, keeps a very low gpa, takes only 2 cl-sses a semester, and is not up to par when it comes to appearance. oh, and is seen at every party drunk.
hey, i seen that kid since i was a freshman, but i know he was like a senior when i entered, oh he’s just a college b-m
this is one of those kids you know mooches off mother and father. preferably for laundry every two weeks, meals, money, the whole shebang. has a decent job, but finds that the luxuries of mum and pop are just too good to give up just yet.
john: “hey, where you going for the weekend?”
kevin: “‘rents house. i’m just gonna college b-m it at their place, i need clothes cleaned soon anyway.”
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