college degrees
there are three major college degrees one can achieve: b.s., m.s., and phd. these initials stand for the following-
b.s.-bullsh-t
m.s.-more sh-t
phd.-piled higher and deeper
cl-ss dismissed.
mick: hey, the new engineer’s specs are all out of whack!! we’ll never get this thing built with these numbers!!
rick: well, buddy, you’ve just discovered the secret to a college degree. it consists of b.s., m.s., and phd.
d-ck: yeah, we all know that, b-tthead!
rick: are you sure? for these college degrees, the initials stand for bullsh-t, more sh-t, and piled higher and deeper!!!
everybody laughs; the engineer in question walks through and they laugh even harder
a fancy sheet of paper that has no significance when in the hands of a woman.
you cant grab a great personality or motorboat a college degree.
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