College Millionaire
someone who believes getting a degree is the only and best way to make lots of money. general characteristics include listening to your local top 40 radio station, liking jim carrey and following the crowd.
college millionaire: haha, smelly carpenter; once i graduate i’ll be making 300k a year as my base salary with 401k, dental and 10% annual raises!
carpenter: …okay.
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