college monster
a person who meets all four of the following criteria:
1) your night life interferes with your day life.
2) you have an innate sense of, or taste for, beer.
3)you don’t have time for a serious relationship.
4) you have more holes in your body than you had when you started college.
“dude, that girl is such a bad-ss!”
“yeah she must be a college monster.”
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