Collenemy
a colleague who is also an enemy. a collenemy may act friendly and professional toward you but will do sneaky things at work to make them look better than you in the interests of promotions etc. opposite of a frolleague
i was hungover this morning but to make things worse shannon, my collenemy, told the boss i rocked up to work late again.
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