Collin Sri’ Vastra
from the comic “friendly hostility”
ever since he was a your child he has wanted to be a dictator of a small south american country and has designated a small village for his slave(whom he won in a poker game)and a small island for his best friend/boyfriend fox mahar-ssa
he avoids his parents at all costs because they are soul-sucking devoted cristians. in the past he has worked as a male model(which fox will never let down) and as safari sam on a kids show along with a puppet voiced my brittany murhpy.
he can also be seduced with lime jell-o
i know this sounds f-cked up but trust be the comic is hilarious
words used to describe collin sri’ vastra by others in the past are mean, evil,s-xy and the anti-skids (skids is a cheery college boy in touch with his inner child)
oh yeah, he used to be a supervillan to…
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