Cologne Guy


a guy that wears way too much cologne, from brands like michael jordan and calvin klein. he is often referred to as glove or b-tton. cologne guy thinks he is so tough, and is an expert at martial arts. but his weakness his tapping him on his forehead. he is a ginger, and his cologne smells like ginger. it also smells like octopus juice. he is a master at football, and can play all of the positions. he thinks that nike football is actually football, when it’s really soccer, and follows it on facebook. he has a striking resemblance to michael martinez. he enjoys cologne showers, and his cologne zone exceeds 325 feet.
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