cologneranger
someone who wears entirely too much cologne.
i could smell that cologneranger from 15 feet away.
one that offends all around them with their aura of cheap fragrance. one that molests p-ssers-by with a pungent force field of axe body spray or similar over indulgent smell-weirds.
the cologne ranger over there is making the plants wilt
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